AMERICANS: name every single canadian province
Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos
Some asshole Canadian said this to me while I was working at the mall once and my rebuttal was “okay name all 50 states” and he walked away pissed.
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
I fucking cannot deal with this shit, Charmin.
They saw the chance and they went for it.
"Hey baby I’m home alone"
ginnypants said: hey hey look up "jump from paper"! they're bags designed to look like cartoons :D
omg i want 20
myrosta said: all i want in life right now is pizza, sex, go karts, and a muffin.
sounds about right
I don’t know who this cute girl is but I got this exact bag today and I had to share a picture of it :D
The next supreme
Don’t want to offend anyone but look at this
Oh my god
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
Cuuuuuuuute I’ve got hate anons tonight! <3
I’m 110% happy with life right now so nothing’s bringing me down. :]
Anonymous said: If it was so great you wouldn't be asking for really good sex on your blog... Ooppps
nahhh I’m just being greedy I got somma dat good d like 2 days ago lol
Anonymous said: So the sex is bad? Small penis are hard to work with, limp dicks to
Sorry for your girlfriend’s loss.
Or for your loss.
chicken burger ;)
just spat out my drink