unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN
HUMAN
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

luvivane:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Octopus: HUMAN

HUMAN

WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?

WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D

I WANT ONE

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

http://lowbrr.tumblr.com/post/96036310995/tardistiles-sp00kyqueer-sp00kyqueer

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just…

pokec0re:

love this

pokec0re:

love this

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

  • 1: What are you wearing?
  • 2: Ever been in love?
  • 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  • 4: How tall are you?
  • 5: How much do you weigh?
  • 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  • 7: Any piercings that you want?
  • 8: OTP?
  • 9: Favorite Show?
  • 10: Favorite bands?
  • 11: Something you miss?
  • 12: Favorite song?
  • 13: How old are you?
  • 14: Zodiac sign?
  • 15: Hair Color?
  • 16: Favorite Quote?
  • 17: Favorite singer?
  • 18: Favorite color?
  • 19: Loud music or soft?
  • 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  • 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  • 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  • 24: Turn on?
  • 25: Turn off?
  • 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  • 27: Fears?
  • 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  • 29: Last time you cried?
  • 30: Meaning behind your url
  • 31: Last book you read?
  • 32: Last song you listened to?
  • 33: Last show you watched?
  • 34: Last person you talked to?
  • 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 36: Favorite food?
  • 37: Place you want to visit?
  • 38: Last place you were?
  • 39: Do you have a crush?
  • 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  • 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  • 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
  • 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  • 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  • 46: Last sport you played?
  • 47: Last song you sang?
  • 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  • 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  • 50: Favorite movie?
sweet-moon-peach:

oh my godddd

sweet-moon-peach:

oh my godddd

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17) What was the last lie you told?
That this lady whose bird is boarding at my hospital had a nice bird. He is a fucking devil. Bit me so hard >:(

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
I think once when I was younger.

23) How do you vent your anger?
That’s my problem, I don’t vent my anger. I let it bottle up until it unexpectedly explodes one day.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Yes and no. I’m proud of my choices for the most part but I thought by now I’d be more successful. I’m happy with life in general though.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Probably.. Who cares.

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Nah I try not to.

53) Do you save money or spend it?
Currently: spend. Ideally: save.

64) Where is your best friend?
At work or with her dogs.

65) Spit or swallow?(;
Swallow bruh.

66) What is your heritage?
Italian, French, German, Irish, and Lebanese. (aka White girl.)

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Of course

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Probably not honestly

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Most disney songs, especially from the lion king. Throwback 90s songs are good too.

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Honestly, trust, compatibility, willingness to compromise and make sacrifices. Also doesn’t hurt to be cute either.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Moving on and trying new things.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Justin Bieber probably

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably any of the time I spent In Disney world.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
^. Disney world.

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
We are all the same.

megacharizardxxx:

this is the greatest comment i have ever seen

megacharizardxxx:

this is the greatest comment i have ever seen

STOP

fancypantsowl:

Paramore Commission
This is a commission I made a while back for a friend. She created this design, which uses multiple covers from Paramore albums and a Paramore lyric. Original Paramore artwork does not belong to me. Zayne L. 2014

fancypantsowl:

Paramore Commission

This is a commission I made a while back for a friend. She created this design, which uses multiple covers from Paramore albums and a Paramore lyric. 

Original Paramore artwork does not belong to me. 

Zayne L. 2014

Anonymous said: 10-99

Too many

Anonymous said: 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, 90

9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81, 90

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not that I’m aware of

18) Do you believe in karma?

Not religiously, but in a way, yes.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

The sound of people chewing; purring.

36) Define Art

The result of creativity.

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Sprained ankle or when a dog tore my lip apart.

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

Sushi.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Boobs.

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Of course I tell everyone. With my remaining days I’d do as much as possible, and try to stay positive. I’d spend it with my closest friends and family. Who wouldn’t be afraid?

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

My boyfriend and I have discussed that we’re gonna have motion sensor end tombstones with our voices recorded to say things when people walk by. RIP.

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by
MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Party with some mummies.