illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

Some asshole Canadian said this to me while I was working at the mall once and my rebuttal was “okay name all 50 states” and he walked away pissed.

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

karethdreams:

shorm:

I fucking cannot deal with this shit, Charmin.

They saw the chance and they went for it.

karethdreams:

shorm:

I fucking cannot deal with this shit, Charmin.

They saw the chance and they went for it.

ojonajma:

"Hey baby I’m home alone"

image

ginnypants said: hey hey look up "jump from paper"! they're bags designed to look like cartoons :D

omg i want 20

myrosta said: all i want in life right now is pizza, sex, go karts, and a muffin.

sounds about right

ginnypants:

I don’t know who this cute girl is but I got this exact bag today and I had to share a picture of it :D

ginnypants:

I don’t know who this cute girl is but I got this exact bag today and I had to share a picture of it :D

yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

drinkingsomewine:

Don’t want to offend anyone but look at this

Oh my god

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

Cuuuuuuuute I’ve got hate anons tonight! <3
I’m 110% happy with life right now so nothing’s bringing me down. :]

Anonymous said: If it was so great you wouldn't be asking for really good sex on your blog... Ooppps

nahhh I’m just being greedy I got somma dat good d like 2 days ago lol

Anonymous said: So the sex is bad? Small penis are hard to work with, limp dicks to

Sorry for your girlfriend’s loss.
Or for your loss. 

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

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chicken burger ;)

just spat out my drink